I always anticipate being prolific at writing camp, but in reality, my brain sort of turns to mush, and all the talk of craft and prose and narrative arc makes me crave stupid shit like US Weekly and shopping.
I’ve been thinking about starting a new category recently, and here it is: really awesome insults! Or, should I write: Really Awesome Insults! The first is from our dear friends, The White Stripes, from their song “There’s No Home For You Here.”
“I’m only waiting for the proper time to tell you
That it’s impossible to get along with you
It’s hard to look you in the face when we are talking
So it helps to have a mirror in the room.”
Burn, Jack White. Burn.
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