Okay Well There Goes That!

January 29, 2026

From a New York Times article about renewed interest in Shakers:

Fastvold said that she did not consult with the two active Shakers at any point, saying it was out of respect: “For them it’s a living religion, and for me I’m telling a story about a historical figure.” She added, “I was worried I’d be too cowed by their interpretation of her story to not make space for my own.”

Before “The Testament of Ann Lee” opened, one of the active Shakers, Brother Arnold Hadd, posted an anticipatory video on a website that challenged the idea that the deaths of her children were at the root of Mother Ann’s insistence on celibacy. The deaths would have been expected, he said, because of the high incidence of infant mortality in her time.

Later, after he had seen the film, in an emailed response to a request for an interview, Brother Arnold declined to comment, explaining that it was “filled with lies and inaccuracies on a scale not imagined before.”

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Explains why they never got back to me! Brother Arnold probably thinks I’m scum of the earth now, but he thinks that about most people, so it’s fine!

Two Ideas Related to Shakers

January 14, 2026

As I’m sure you all are aware at this point, the film about the founder of the Shakers, Mother Ann Lee, was released in late December to more or less universal critical acclaim. I am gearing up to go to see it next week with my ride or die AC, and of course we will be dressed in bonnets, dragging our sleek yet rustic wooden chairs behind us, like a weirdo version of whatever it is ladies did at Barbie screenings in 2023.

So I had two ideas about this movie, and the first was that someone should go to a screening of it at Sabbathday Lake, in Maine, where the remaining two Shakers live (correction: it’s currently three Shakers because a new one is in a sort of trial period, but this happens every few years and newbies rarely stay the course, sadly). The article would be reminiscent of a New Yorker Talk of the Town from a few years ago when Michael Schulman went to a performance of Doubt on Broadway with some nuns, which was very charming. I actually cold emailed Sabbathday Lake to see if they’d be up for it, but I didn’t get a response. I’m not totally surprised––ask me how I know that Brother Arnold is, ahem, prickly––but also, I kind of get it: it’s pretty rare that a minority religion gets a fair shake on the big or small screen, and it must be weird to see the woman you revere most portrayed by a chick from Mean Girls. Anyway, on the off chance they do email me back and want a collab, I’m going to delete this, just fair warning.

Second idea, and this one really has legs: I’m really feeling like Shaker dancing as portrayed in the movie should be the next big hipster workout craze. See this clip? It’s like, Ryan Heffington Tai Chi? I don’t know, I think there is really something there! The choreographer lives between Brooklyn and Hudson Valley (tracks) so she should open a studio in between those places which is coincidentally right where I live. Ha!

Donkeys

November 27, 2025

Susan Orlean, great writer and delightful human, on the best gift one could give her:

My dream gift is a donkey. I feel like it’s an obvious good gift. Maybe not everybody feels that way, but my husband, who is a great gift giver, knew that I really wanted a donkey, and I received a donkey IOU from him a few years ago for my birthday. At that time, we were living on a farm in Hudson Valley, so it wasn’t as nutty an idea as it sounds. I just thought it was the most amazing gift.

One wrinkle is that donkeys live for a really long time, like 40 years. And so the thought of the commitment to a 40-year relationship with a donkey got me very nervous. I kept putting it off. Then we moved to L.A., and it’s not an ideal place for a donkey. So it remains a “to be fulfilled” gift.

Use It in a Sentence

August 5, 2025

The so-called “Persian flaw” refers to the way traditional Persian-carpet weavers would deliberately include a flaw in their rugs to acknowledge that only God was perfect. 

More Weird Lookalikes!

April 27, 2025

Mark Hoppus from Blink 182 and Rod Dreher, formerly of the American Conservative.

Desert Rose

March 6, 2025

Guys, remember when the Syrian government was overthrown?  Me neither!  There have been so many awful and engrossing news stories since then––the wildfires in Los Angeles, the inauguration and the return of Trump, the global wars still raging––that my puny, addled brain can barely recollect the experience of reading the news the day Syrian rebels swiftly and easily captured Damascus.  

But apparently my long-term memory is, unlike my short-term one, in decent shape, because whenever I hear the al-Assad name I think: how’s Joan Juliet Buck doing?

In case you missed it, here’s the background: Joan Juliet Buck was a well-respected if eccentric writer for Vogue who, in 2011, took an assignment from her editor to write a profile of Asma al-Assad, the British-born wife of then-Syrian president (he was president in 2011, when Buck profiled his wife, not when they met).  In her retelling of this afterward, she was uneasy from the get-go.  “Absolutely not,” she wrote in an essay for Newsweek. “I don’t want to meet the Assads, and they don’t want to meet a Jew.”   Nevertheless, she said it was “more interesting” than her usual assignments profiling models and actresses, and she was eager to see the antiquities in Syria, so she went.

You can probably guess what happened next.  Shortly after Buck’s article came out, the brutal Syrian Civil War began, during which al-Assad killed many Syrians.  Scrambling for a justification for printing a glossy profile of a woman married to a mass murderer, Vogue threw Buck under the bus, even though anyone in or around publishing would––should––have recognized that the buck didn’t stop with her, and Vogue would have had to be complicit in many ways, if not the sole reason for such a misstep.  

Regardless, Buck’s article vanished from the Internet, and her contract wasn’t renewed.  As of 2017, she was living in a rented apartment in Rhinebeck, New York and working on her memoir from the basement of a local library.  

I’ve long been curious about what happens to documents deemed no longer reliable because of social reasons, like this, or because they’ve been found unreliable due to plagiarism or authorial dishonesty.  (For a long time, I was obsessed with wondering who would actively choose to read James Frey’s A Million Little Pieces post-Oprah debacle, and what that person’s experience of the book would be.)  So naturally I went on Ebay to track down a copy of Vogue’s Power Issue from March 2011.  (Don’t worry––it wasn’t that expensive.)  

My first thought upon receiving it is how weird it was to hold a bulky magazine like this again, actually.  Given how much we’ve moved away from print in recent years, and how most of the publications I now do read IRL are slim or literary journals (so therefore kind of thick but much smaller), I had a shocking jolt of recollection––I wouldn’t call it nostalgia, really, because it wasn’t entirely pleasant––when I flipped through what felt like dozens of pages of ads before I even got to the table of contents.  As a person who can fetishize the analog, I was sort of surprised to find I didn’t actually miss this tactile experience.  

At the time I purchased it earlier this year, you couldn’t find the article itself anywhere online, although a friend told me she’d heard Gawker had a copy up for a while.  You could, however, find recounting of the debacle like this one, which quoted or paraphrased the piece in a few places, including the Guardian (here).  Most of those articles about the article focused on the rather gauzy, Vogue-appropriate physical descriptions of the first lady, which play pretty, uh, poorly in retrospect.  “[G]lamorous, young, and very chic… [A] thin, long-limbed beauty,” Buck calls the woman currently believed to be holed up in some opulent Moscow apartment.  

I agree that a lot of her descriptions read as unsavory in the light of the present, but actually, the article isn’t as glowing as many of Buck’s detractors made it out to be.  Right in the second paragraph, she calls out the assumption of Syria’s safety as based upon the fact that its government “conducts intense physical and electronic surveillance” of Syrians and foreigners alike.  When the first lady feeds Buck a bunch of bromides about coexistence in Syria, Buck segues into a description of the desolate Jewish quarter in Damascus.  

By far the weirdest and saddest thing in the piece is not Buck commenting on Mrs. al-Assa’s quiet luxury or whatever; it’s her description of their visit to one of the Massar centers, youth civic centers where kids are, on that day, learning music and chess on computers.  Then:

“Asma al-Assad stands to watch a laborious debate about how–-and whether––to standardize the Arabic spelling of the word Syria.  Then she throws out a curveball.  ‘I’ve been advised that we have to close down this center so as to open another one somewhere else,’ she says.  Kids mouths drop open.  Some repress tears.  Others are furious.  One boy chooses altruism: ‘That’s ok.  We know how to do it now; we’ll help them.”

Then the first lady announces, ‘That wasn’t true.  I just wanted to see how much you care about Massar.’

As the pilot expertly avoids sheet lightning above the snow-flecked desert on the way back, she explains, ‘There was a little bit of formality in what they were saying to me… Tricks like this help––they became alive, they became passionate.’”

Tricking refugee children into believing a major source of support is about to disappear: this is jaw-droppingly insane!  Buck touched upon this in her Newsweek piece, but it doesn’t pop up much elsewhere that I’ve seen, and I mean honestly, just getting that in there I think makes Asma come off really poorly.  Am I wrong on this?

Anyway if you want to see the thing in full reach out to me, I’ll just scan this sucker and send it along! 

The Best New Year’s Blessings

November 6, 2024

(A bit delayed but still good!)

From AC:


I hope the next year is good for the world in all the usual ways but
for you specifically I hope:
a) you acquire some sort of fabulous maximalist garment
b) you discover that someone “cool” really likes your work
c) you discover an interesting but non-creepy secret about your house

Where Does the Hole Go When You Eat a Bagel?

October 9, 2024

A ruler once had an astronomically expensive horse and kept a close watch on it at all times. One day, he rode to another city and led it into the stable. At the stable entrance he posted a guard to make sure it wouldn’t be stolen. So that guard would not doze off, the ruler advised him to busy himself in thought over various things. In the middle of the night, the ruler rose and went to the guard, finding him deep in thought.

“What are you thinking about?” the ruler asked.

“I am contemplating the question of where the wood goes when one hammers a nail into it.”

“Great,” said the ruler. You’re doing good thinking.”

A few hours later the ruler approached the guard again.

“What are you thinking about now?”

“I’m thinking about where the hole goes when you eat a bagel.”

“Wonderful,” said the ruler, and he went back to sleep.

In the early morning the ruler again found the guard lost in contemplation.

“What are you thinking about now?” the ruler asked him.

“I’m thinking about how it could be that with the stable closed and me sitting at the entrance with my thoughts, the horse could just disappear?”

When a person is caught up in their unnecessary ruminations, the evil inclination comes and steals their common sense.

–A Hasidic story, from a weekly parashah collection by Aaron Goldscheider

Shopping

August 15, 2024

Was making my very first ever order at Costco yesterday, clicked on the drop down menu and saw this. Why are so many people buying skeletons right now?!

Have Been Absent

August 11, 2024

Guys! I’ve been so absent that I forgot to note that I missed the FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY OF THIS BLOG. 15! Can you believe it?! The last anniversary parties were huge; this one was just me and coffee sorbet in bed. But it was great! Mazel tov to us for still being here.

I always think about fun things I want to write/note on here, but then I get busy and can’t do them. This, from a woman who once said she hated nothing more than seeing a ghost blog on the Internet. I have two ideas that I can maybe whip up in in the next few weeks, if things get calmer, but then again:

In the meantime, I was reading the transcript of this Ezra Klein interview with Jud Brewer, a Brown University neuroscientist and mindfulness advocate, and though I am neither a big fan of Ezra Klein nor of mindfulness, I found this part funny:

EZRA KLEIN: There’s a study you reference in the book, “A Wandering Mind Is an Unhappy Mind.” Can you tell me a bit about that?

JUD BREWER: Yes, this is one of the first studies that I’m aware of that actually used smartphones. So this is back in 2010 when the iPhone was first being rolled out. And there was a couple of researchers at Harvard — I think it was Killingsworth and Gilbert — where they basically just pinged people on their phone and asked them about — basically, what are you doing and how happy are you? And what they found was that on average people’s minds were wandering to the past or the future — ready for this — 47 percent of waking life. [LAUGHS] I just want to let that settle in. Almost of 50 percent waking life we are not present. Wow.

EZRA KLEIN: That seems low to me.