I’ve never once been mistaken for pregnant, mostly because I resemble the fetus of a china doll, an issue I will explore in an essay on the downside of youthful looks (which, if published by Vogue, will be titled something simple and chic with only a hint of sass like, “What’s Youth Got to Do With It?” whereas if posted on xojane.com or another snarffy –– snark + fluff = snarky -– will like be titled something more outrageous like, “I Look Like the Fetus of a China Doll, So FUCK YOU!”) BUT I do have friends who are not fat but who have maybe gone through periods where they’ve had a little extra padding on them and have been horrified when a wannabe good samaritan has offered up his/her seat on the Q line. So… what does one do when pleasantly perched on the bench and faced with a woman who is just-on-the-edge, plump but not full-bellied quite yet? Risk shattering the self-esteem of a young woman in an effort to be gracious, or sit tight and look like an asshole?
Archive for May, 2011
A heavy silver ID bracelet engraved with “Robert Patti blue star”
A Persian necklace, “made of two enameled metal plaques bound together with heavy black and silver threads”, wrapped in violet tissue and tied with a black satin ribbon
A homemade tambourine made of goatskin, tattooed with astrological signs, with multicolored ribbons tied to its base
A small book on Tarot bound in black silk
An ivory heart with a cross carved in the center
Black toy lamb
White, tattered Victorian tea dress of handkerchief linen
A peacoat and a pilot’s silk scarf
Books of drawings, one a leather manuscript notebook, the other a graph paper composition book covered in purple silk, hand-stitched with black thread
The record Nashville Skyline
A copy of Sylvia Plath’s Ariel
A copy of Andy Warhol’s Index Book
A Borsalino hat
A tie rack with the image of the Virgin Mary
Seven silver skulls on a length of leather
Crosses of braided hair
Haiku valentines made with bits of ribbon and leather
A length of Indian linen
A papier-mache crow
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I could go on but it’s time for me to leave work now, and spend my time doing better things 😉
“You know, manacles and chains have functions in modern life which their fevered inventors must never have considered in an earlier and simpler age. If I were a suburban developer, I would attach at least one set to the walls of every new yellow brick ranch-style and Cape Cod split level. When the suburbanites grow tired of television and Ping Pong or whatever they do in their little homes, they could chain one another up for a while. Everyone would love it. Wives would say, ‘My husband put me in chains last night. It was wonderful. Has your husband done that to you lately?’ And children would hurry eagerly home from school to their mother who would be waiting to chain them. It would help the children to cultivate the imagination denied them by television and would appreciably cut down on the incidence of juvenile delinquency. When Father came in from work, the whole family could grab him and chain him for being stupid enough to be working all day long to support them. Troublesome old relatives would be chained in the carport. Their hands would be released only once a month so they could sign over their Social Security checks. Manacles and chains could build a better life for all. I must give this some space in my notes and jottings.”
~ Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
Pippa Middleton looks like Robin Tunney circa The Craft. Who’s with me?
He let me sleep
and in my dreamful slumber, I could do what I couldn’t awake ––
wash my face, brush my teeth, and greet the day.
My friend Lady B sent me this hilarious email she received from from her aunt, who divorced her uncle a while ago and has now found a new path in Native American spirituality. (She is not, fyi, a Native American.)
P sent you a message.
hey Lady B it has been a very long time since I have seen you and your parents…quess I didn’t realize when i had to divorce Steven I end up losing 3 great people. You are all grown up… I heard you can speak several languages including sanskrit…way to go !
i don’t know where you are at spiritually( not religion) in your life…but I have been following the native path for a very long time and it has evolved to I guess you can say to the origin where religion came about.
My first vision I had was in 1996 and pretty much i have been evolving since. I have been following this path of awaking since and it has been very challenging. Hardest part right now is being away from L. We talk each day..but miss hugging her… But we both know she and I and others have a greater task that involves the earth and all that inhabit it in the next year and half.
Guess I am putting out there for you for spirit has a reason for me to contact you after all these years…. I have a feeling you are experiencing things that you may or not understand…. Is your ears been ringing unusual? Seeing sequential numbers like 11:11… Not matter what let me how you are doing.. say hi to Mom and Dad for me.. Many blessings to you and your family P
Phone # …live in North Dakota now near my husband’s reservation.