Archive for January, 2019
Peak Brooklyn
January 24, 2019Chapter Titles From The Favourite
January 10, 2019
- This Mud Stinks
- I Do Fear Confusion and Accidents
- What an Outfit
- A Minor Hitch
- What if I Should Fall asleep and Slip Under
- Stop Infection
- Leave That I Like It
- I Dreamt I Stabbed You in the Eye
Being Woke Never Solved Shit
January 7, 2019Remember when you were a child and you just read funny books about animals and you didn’t really think much of it? But now it’s 2019 and you’re an adult and aware of things like colonialism, and then you read Babar and Curious George to your kid and you think, “Hm, the white man captures the animal from his happy jungle home and forces him to conform to societal norms he doesn’t understand, and fetishizes him or locks him up when he fails to follow the rules? Is this just a veiled commentary on the history of white oppression in foreign territories? Is Babar just a stand-in for Pocahontas, who was paraded throughout 17th century England as the ‘civilized savage’? If George––human name, btw––were a person would he end up in a human zoo? Oh, for fuck’s sake. Liberalism is why we can’t have nice things!”

ICYMI, it says “In the evening, after dinner, [Babar] tells the Old Lady’s friends all about his life in the great forest.”

Curious George’s curiosity gets him fucking POACHED.

Sure, it LOOKS innocent and fun, but the white man runs the zoo.