FOR IMMEDIATE AND WIDESPREAD RELEASE
Hello dear subjects!
This is the Universal Director of Rationale here. Many of you have expressed to me recently that you are oftentimes confused or anxious as to whether a not a social outing is technically a “date.” So, we’re cementing the following part of the definition to put everyone’s mind at rest:
If someone asks you to out to do something and then pays for you(r food, beverages, movie ticket, transportation, etc.) it is automatically a date.
Any possible specifications to be debated on by the Committee of Rationale and added accordingly. As always, questions/comments/concerns can be directed to the UDR’s secretary, Juan Carlos.
Sleep well, lovelies!
Kisses,
ID
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