Craigslist Poetry

So I’ve been posting ads for a company on Craigslist and have compiled some of the security words they ask you to type in an attempt to collage a poem.  It’s mostly nonsense, though.  I kind of liked it better when it just sounded absurd, like, “make-up divorcing.”

Gibberish

(srog nosized

great bipanday

already onstora

you’re oticard

such hoading

speech fiticer

offiran matist

occafion unchirty

allound fahll

mallible (when

168 bustcat

aruire you’ll

because wooress

telers face.

ablinke reached

coffeecup stilist

Aquila lederred

commission corilk

the lorabs

English Only

Great already, you’re such speech, you’ll because face.

Reached coffee-cup commission.

Translation

ID has too much time on her hands.

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