The Sincere Version
Some I love
Once gave me an orchid
I killed it, by accident
I put one of the flowers inside a large book
Now it is the most beautiful,
delicate
secret little thing
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The Snarky Version
A bi-curious guy I once loved
Gave me an orchid
I killed it, by accident (I swear)
(even though I followed all the instructions on
YahooAnswers)
I put one of the flowers inside the book I was reading, a rather pretentious 1,000 page book that is pretty much considered a modern classic and makes you appear super smart when you carry it on the L Train
(which I eventually finished, a-hem)
Now it is the most beautiful
delicate
secret little thing
And I still admire it
Even though he kind of phased me out and I think is now engaged to a girl who works at Sea World?
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The Compromise/The Truth
Someone I love(d)
once gave me an orchid
I killed it, by accident
(even though I followed all the instructions on YahooAnswers)
I put one of the flowers
inside my copy of Infinite Jest
Now it is the most beautiful
delicate
secret little thing
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