From KC: “i’ve been studying for an anatomy exam– did i tell you i had to dissect the male genitalia? the whole experience feels like a big insult to my absent romantic life.”
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From PS (my bro): “I’m having an OK Monday because I went to yoga this morning. My happy baby was adjusted in a very provocative manner by the instructor…”
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Lady Bob: i need someone to make me a website because my psychic is slacking
me: psychic?
Lady Bob: she’s also a web designer
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MH: my head hurts from peer pressuring people to drink all weekend
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