Excerpts from a Conversation My Funny Friend and I (Also Funny) Had Last Night

PS: also zoloft does wonders for tempering my sex drive, so that helps!
ID: hooray zoloft!
PS: sad egg no more
you remember that commercial right?
ID: tugged at my heart strings, fo shiz
PS: zoloft egg
me: but i was on zoloft once and i never got to be a happy egg!
and it’s the cutest thing EVER!
PS: its so cute!
ID: darling

Don't you just want to hug it?!

Don't you just want to hug it?!

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