Titles of Poems I Will Probably Never Write

“It Is So Nice For Me That You Are a Stranger Now”

“Lullaby for Marlon Brando”

“Thoughts Upon Watching Reruns of Sex dnd the City

“This Can Be the Piece That Suffers”

“My Laundry List”

“The Teaspoon and Co.”

“What They Told Me About You Is True”

“Cemetery Drive-Bys”

“The Nonexistent Book”

“Tiny Baroque Villages”

“Overwhelming Radiation”

“Things I’ve Lost to Water”

“Template”

“Where Have You Gone, Madame Bovary?”

“Belvedere Palace, Circa Now”

“Bourgeoisie Horror”

“Ten Thousand Reasons Why I Hate the Continent of Africa In No Particular Order”

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