Itinerantdaughter's Blog

I have maybe five clothing websites I peruse when I’m bored, mostly to fantasize about certain articles and then revisit them and tell them that I love them even though I haven’t/will not purchase them (one of  my New Year’s resolutions for 2010 was not to buy any new clothing ALL YEAR.  Intense, I know.)

Anyway, one of the websites I look at is modcloth.com…totally reasonably priced, cute, faux-vintage hipster dresses and dinky jewelry and home goods, but dear Lord, whoever is in charge of giving the pieces of clothing/accessories titles ought to be slapped upside the head with a flyswatter shaped like a cute cottage complete with trellis, because it’s the cheesiest shit I ever done saw!

Some examples:

Cherry Oh Dress

How Do You Dew? Dress

De Florista Dress

Frankly, I Don’t Give a Dress

Don’t Leaf Without Us Earrings

Welcome to the Club Sandwich Coasters

Boho-ken, New Jersey Dress (in Rail or Ferry, which are supposed to be the colors?)

Top of the Chic Chain Tee

Love is a Bag-lefield

I’m With the Band-eau (in Coral)

Halter, Who Goes There Dress (in White)

Don’t Shoe Want Me Wedge

I can’t do this anymore, I feel ill…

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