Horrendous Found Poetry

Found nailed to the bathroom door in one of my favorite bars in the whole wide world: possibly the worst poem ever written.

136.

Vast instep

of manifest destiny

as a vamp is played

moves forward

across the country

increasing readership

of an existential light.

Inveigled

vellum thrills

like a grasp of grapes,

constricted

by the totemic.

Come by tonight

before the harbinger

gets to us in an emprise,

then and there there is

no turning back

from the armistice.

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The writer signed it but I’ll spare her the embarrassment here…

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