When people in front of you neglect to take their receipts after using the ATM and you can check their bank balance. Guy in front of me the other day has $17,052.26 in his checking account. Fucking asshole.
Remind me to tell you later about the humanitarian organization I plan to start that will take money from those blatantly undeserving of such gratuitous wealth (see: PerezHilton.com’s post which features a spread of photos from Kate Hudson’s palatial California home) and give it to regular good ole folk (i.e. me.)
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