My assistant returned from getting a bagel to excitedly tell me to drop everything.

“This is totally your jam.”

Apparently the FBI is at the Lucky Jeans down the street because –– as he learned from gossip in the bakery –– someone just confessed to murdering a child in 1968 and burying his/her body in the basement.

I’m on my way to investigate…

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