Itinerantdaughter's Blog

You know you’re living a sad modern life WHEN you get a $5 coupon to Delivery.com and you don’t think you’ll ever use it because your favorite sushi place doesn’t accept those kinds of deals and that’s the only place you really use Delivery.com for, and then you wonder if you should archive the coupon in your Gmail inbox or if you’ll risk forgetting about it and never using it then, and then you realize, “Holy fuck, I’ve been worrying about this for ten whole minutes.”

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