Legitimate Question

Who doesn’t love New York‘s Approval Matrix?  Answer: no one.  Despite my steadfast loyalty to them, I must submit for questioning the following item, which was labeled “Highbrow Despicable.”

Elizabeth Wurtzel scares me.

My question is as follows: is it despicable that they have to pay back the advances, or that they never got around to writing the books?  Because if it’s the former, I think the AM and I need to have a little chat.

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