3DNC Gems

Sometimes you say or think of pure gems while feeling tortured and frenzied by words.

“A grasshopper is to a martini what a strawberry Frappaccino is to an espresso.”

“Medicaid fraud!  That is gold.”

Plus, for good measure, a limerick I found in an old notebook.  I guess I wrote it?  But it might have been a collaborative effort between me and my brother:

Katherine Heigl

Oh, you stocky wench

Can I suspend disbelief

When you play a doc?

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