In the Babylonian Talmud, a number of rabbis got together to argue how long “the beginning of cohabitation” takes. This is all related to the sotah––the unfaithful woman––but you need not worry yourselves about that. What you should do is find the rabbis approximation of length of sex hilarious:
The time it takes for the mixing of a cup
The time it takes to drink a cup of wine
The time it takes to roast an egg
The time it take to swallow an egg
The time it takes to swallow three eggs successively
The time it takes a weaver to tie a string
The time it takes a woman to extend her hand into her mouth and remove a splinter that was stuck between her teeth
The time it takes a woman to extend her hand into a basket and remove a loaf of bread
Itinerantdaughter's Blog 
March 13, 2015 at 2:54 am |
You laugh. We got our palms thwacked for mixing them up.
March 13, 2015 at 3:59 am |
Oh I ain’t laughing.
There’s a Fifty Shades of Gray joke in here somewhere but it’s just out of my reach…