Dear CIA/Department of Homeland Security

Hey guys,

I’m working on a research project––totally legitimate, connected to a big macher in academia––that is requiring me to watch a lot of Anwar al-Alwaki videos and read Tumblrs of teenagers who’ve fled to join ISIS. I am not, repeat NOT, of this persuasion, like at all.  Just wanted to let you know.

xxx,

ID

PS Would a wannabe jihadist really be using a yiddishism?  Doubtful!

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