KM: I’m at [redacted], which is usually a good place to work. But right now [name of famous writer, redacted] is standing three feet away from me, trying to take a selfie in front of the library. It’s been going on for almost five minutes. I’m like, “Can you stop being both annoying and incredibly successful RIGHT next to me???”
ID: Ugh!
ID: I think I would have a hard time [at said redacted location] just for being surrounded by people so successful.
ID: #3 on my list of “neuroses to shed in 2017”
KM: No joke. She’s still doing it. I think it must be for Snapchat or a video because she keeps saying “books are magic.”
ID: HAHA
KM: She is remarkably not embarrassed by this. She’s said it easily 20 times.
KM: Just chipping away at this proposal while this bestseller Snapchats next to me.
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ID: I straight up don’t believe in [redacted]
AL: Nope. Fake news!
ID: HAHAHAH
ID: From now on whenever anything I disapprove of comes up I’m just going to yell, “Fake news!”
AL: My friend said her 11-year-old now just yells that at her whenever he doesn’t want to do stuff.
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