Heinous Bitchy Thought of the Day

Middle aged and FAT is not a disability, okay, so don’t look at me with those disapproving eyes and pout your lips when I’m sitting down on the subway and you have to stand, I actually think you SHOULD stand because it’s not good to be overweight, I’m actually trying to PREVENT late-onset diabetes, okAY, so don’t look all constipated because I’m not standing up, I do my fair share of it, and perhaps you should, too.

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