Text from an Unknown Number (Central Los Angeles), at 8:48 PM on Christmas Day: Jesus loves you unconditionally.
Me, at 8:53 PM: So I can do…anything?!
Unknown in Los Angeles, 8:57 : Yep! Unless you’re gay, then you’re unlovable.
Me, 8:58: Kickass.
Me, 9:08: BTW, who is this? I got a new phone…
Unknown in Los Angeles, 9:20: Jesus.
Me, 9:22: Oh great, your direct line! Fuck praying, I’m calling you every time there’s a bump in the road.
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