So yeah, your favorite pretentious asshole has fallen under the spell of JERSEY SHORE…because, cmon, everyone knows the raunchiest reality shows are the best insight into American culture!
Plus, also , the fact that this dude named his abs THE SITUATION obviously reminds me of DeBord! And that makes it FUNNIER!
Quote Numero Uno:
Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don’t love The Situation, I’m gonna make you love The Situation.
Does anyone think he knows who Guy DeBord is? Probably not, because we’re all smart folk here, but regardless, it’s still funny to replace abs with existential Situation and vice versa…HOURS OF FUN!!!
Update: Was a little tipsy when I wrote that. Corrected a bit. The foundation, however, remains rock solid.
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