List of New Jobs/Gigs I Want

1. Reading the audiobook of Infinite Jest

2. Karl Lagerfeld’s letter delivery girl

3. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s nanny

4. Shelving books at the New York Public Library

5. Cleaning the oil off baby animals in New Orleans like in that Dawn Soap commercial

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