May 21st, 2011

Apparently there is a “new” (at least to me) theory that the world is coming to an end on May 21st.  Some reasons I think this may be valid:

1. According to my boss, since the stock market has recovered the rate of divorce has risen 60%.

2. This “blind item”

Wait… what happened?!  I wrote a fucking polemic here and WordPress deleted it, and doesn’t WordPress know that a) genius, like lightning, doesn’t strike the same place twice and b) I’m lazy?

(Summary: I don’t believe tween star Demi Lovato was ever in rehab, and if she was, it was for probably two days and for drug abuse and self-mutilation more than any eating problem, which is becoming the new “exhaustion” –– excuse for being troubled/acting strangely if you’re famous and want, in the end, to appear ultimately NOT GUILTY)

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