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God Shall Strike Me Dead Shortly

A conversation that occurred while watching Jesus Christ Superstar one evening:

Me: God, Mary Magdalene is such a fame whore.  She’s not holy at all, she just wants to be close to Jesus so she can get attention.  She’s just like Kris Humphries.

B: But if Mary Magdalene is Kris Humphries, then Kim Kardashian is ––

Me: OH LORD NO!

 

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