A conversation that occurred while watching Jesus Christ Superstar one evening:
Me: God, Mary Magdalene is such a fame whore. She’s not holy at all, she just wants to be close to Jesus so she can get attention. She’s just like Kris Humphries.
B: But if Mary Magdalene is Kris Humphries, then Kim Kardashian is ––
Me: OH LORD NO!
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