Blogs, as most people know, are places where people act out their fantasies. “I wish everyone would listen to me” –– with a blog, you can imagine a captive audience. “I wish I could go traveling to super exotic places all the time” –– DesignTripper. “I wish I looked and dressed like a celebrity” –– Who What Wear. “I wish someone would recognize my curatorial talents” –– any and all tumblrs. “I wish I were a powerful street evangelist whose voice booms through the masses like the wrath of God” –– The Way of the Master. And then me, wishing people would buy me shit I like, tell me all my conspiracy theories are oh wow, that is brilliant, and my riffs on Scientology and “exhaustion” are hilarious. In that vein:
Little Eye by Stephanie Simek
Why don’t I have this? I’ve wanted it for like, two years. I’ve told multiple people that I covet this necklace. It’s so cute, and a little creepy –– just like I like ’em. Maybe I can do something like find ADVERTISERS and do a “Free Give Away!” thing every Thursday –– with all the free trinkets going to yours truly. What, you think you’d be the winner? Oh please.
*For some reason, the links aren’t working. Just Google if you’re interested in DesignTripper or Kirk Cameron’s second career.
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