Itinerantdaughter's Blog

1. I resent the nice weather for making me feel bad about doing nothing today.

2. A good insult to someone you’ve recently met would be: “I wish I could write off my impression of you as a douche bag as an  uneducated judgment on my part, but unfortunately, I’m pretty sure I’m right.”

3. If suicide is cowardly, why, when someone manages to do it, do they call him/her “successful”?

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