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Everybody’s Being Funny

ID: OMG!  Guess who checked me out on my way to the subway from work?

Boyfriend: … I don’t like this story.

ID: Owen Wilson!

Boyfriend: Really?  Wow.

ID: He was riding a bike the wrong way down a street and not wearing a helmet.

Boyfriend: Well, that makes sense, because we all know he wants to die.

So true.

Chag sameach, darlings!

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