ID: OMG! Guess who checked me out on my way to the subway from work?
Boyfriend: … I don’t like this story.
ID: Owen Wilson!
Boyfriend: Really? Wow.
ID: He was riding a bike the wrong way down a street and not wearing a helmet.
Boyfriend: Well, that makes sense, because we all know he wants to die.
So true.
Chag sameach, darlings!
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