The Ultimate Toddlers’ Fashion Blog

When I saw today’s article in the Times about preschool fashion, I realized that my idea for a blog devoted solely to the sartorial habits and predilections of little tykes might soon be snatched up by someone less worthy  out there, so here is, first, a declaration that THE IDEA IS MINE AND ALL MINE, and second, a little template for the blog (tentatively titled Well-Tailored Tots? Doctors Seuss and Marten?  The Patent Leather Teething Ring?  Lagerfeld’s Sandbox?  I could go on like this for a while.)  I suppose I don’t need to wax poetic on the popularity of Ari Seth Cohen’s Advanced Style and the desire felt by all to see fashion through a certain extreme prism (most often, the extremity is age.)

Lagerfeld’s Sandbox 

The very drabness of this outfit is the essence of its chicness.  It’s sort of punk Amish.  She’s even rocking the ombre hair trend a bit.

On the right: “Don’t spill juice on this coat.  It’s very expensive.”  ($1,570 to be exact.) On the left: And you thought only Cara Delevingne could model Burberry with such sass.

“My true passion is menswear, but I like to add little girly touches like Silly Bands and flowered hair accents.”

“My style icons are MIA, Leandra Medine, that kid from Slumdog Millionaire and all stars who eschew pants.”

“My outfit mirrors the hilarious absurdity of life.”

Be ready for April showers on the playground with springtime colors!

“I’m not ashamed to admit I wear these glasses for affect only.”

Outfit inspiration: 50% Kingston Rossdale, 50% LMFAO.  Hair: 100% natural.

“Though she is less than a year old, Harper Seven Beckham is named ‘celebrity whose wardrobe you most covet’ by 76% of third graders.”

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