Adventures in Craigslist, Part A Million

What?!

Found in the “Writing Gigs” section:

Very long hair model is available (Greenwich Village)

Date: 2012-05-23, 5:45PM EDT

Reply to: 5rwxp-3034027446@gigs.craigslist.org

Please kindly respond with your best offer if you need a very very long gorgeous female hair model to cut and buy all my virgin hair, it would be greatly appreciated!

Sincere thanks

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Compensation: Nego

PostingID: 3034027446

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Is it weird to anyone else that it’s not ok to contact this poster with “services or other commercial interests?” Something tells me she’d be down for it, whatever it is.

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