ML: i wish i were a pothead
me: omg HALFSIES
that’s the most amazing thing i’ve ever heard of in my life
ML: what just the halfsies
or the whole thing
i can’t believe it’s only $6
me: no the halfsies are amazing!
i’ve never heard of such a thing!
ML: hahah
me: wait
where the fuck is this meal available?
ML: jack in the box!
me: we. must. go.
i’m getting brunch burger
ML: oh plum
sometimes i feel like you and i are just meant to be
me: we ARE
ML: the nearest is in ohio
me: you know what else is meant to be?
ML: what?
me: me and HALFSIES
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