Lazy Person’s Christmas Card

Dear A and J. W.,

So you might be wondering why I send you a card that had only a URL written on it, but that’s because frankly, writing by hand is damn hard.  Am I right or am I right?  But still, I wanted to explain my gift to you, so here goes:

This year, I’ve been kind of at a loss as to what to get people, particularly people who have recently gotten married, because you bitches got a lot of shit this year.  Am I right or am… okay, that’s enough of that.  Anyway, I decided to get things based on what I actually want.  This is helpful not only because you get it, but now you know what I want the next time a holiday that calls for gift-giving comes around (don’t forget the Feast of St. Genevieve is January 3rd.)  Even though I don’t like to fall for those cheesy gift lists made by twee design bloggers, sometimes they find good stuff, and I just can’t help myself, so here, for you, courtesy of me, are these ball things that make really cool looking ice cubes!

Different model but same idea.

Different model but same idea.

So now when I come to visit you in Vermont you can make plain old scotch look like a glass o’ fancy.

I'm telling you, this is way classier than drinking scotch out of a soda can.

I’m telling you, this is way classier than drinking scotch out of a soda can.

I think we’re done here?  Merry Christmas and all that jazz.  Love!

 

 

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