Itinerantdaughter's Blog

Dear A and J. W.,

So you might be wondering why I send you a card that had only a URL written on it, but that’s because frankly, writing by hand is damn hard.  Am I right or am I right?  But still, I wanted to explain my gift to you, so here goes:

This year, I’ve been kind of at a loss as to what to get people, particularly people who have recently gotten married, because you bitches got a lot of shit this year.  Am I right or am… okay, that’s enough of that.  Anyway, I decided to get things based on what I actually want.  This is helpful not only because you get it, but now you know what I want the next time a holiday that calls for gift-giving comes around (don’t forget the Feast of St. Genevieve is January 3rd.)  Even though I don’t like to fall for those cheesy gift lists made by twee design bloggers, sometimes they find good stuff, and I just can’t help myself, so here, for you, courtesy of me, are these ball things that make really cool looking ice cubes!

Different model but same idea.

So now when I come to visit you in Vermont you can make plain old scotch look like a glass o’ fancy.

I’m telling you, this is way classier than drinking scotch out of a soda can.

I think we’re done here?  Merry Christmas and all that jazz.  Love!

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