Not My Monsey Tours!

Between the shrink-wrapped kohain and the sex-segregated playground in Kiryas Joel, my friends the Hasids are having a WEEK!  Oh, that, and also, a bus they operate almost ran over my boyfriend and destroyed my chance at a happy domestic life middle-age.  Bastards!

Ed note: unclear whether it was a Monsey Tours or a Monsey Trails bus.

Ed note: unclear whether it was a Monsey Tours or a Monsey Trails bus.

                        ML: i want to give you one guessabout which bus companyowned the busthat almost just ran me off the road on my way to schoolID: megaML: nome: bolt?ML: nome: fung wahML: noit’s you-specificID: schwartz busesmonsey trailsML: closefucking monsey tours

me: can you tweet at monsey tours bus company?i wonder if they have twitterML: i called themfiled a complaintand called the copsi hope the cops stop the busbut i doubt they willme: omg!wowyou went on a warpathoh i see, they have a baltimore lineML: i am so fucking angryok i need to workme: ok let me know if you want me to go up to spring valley and crack some skullsML: i’m not kiddingi will never forgive monsey tours for this

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