Celebrity Sightings

My father and I have an informal competition that involves acquiring points by spotting the most outrageous or currently interesting celebrities.  Each celebrity’s point-worth is assigned based on a completely obvious set of intangible qualifications that the two of us agree on.  Last week I saw Katie Holmes, and asked him what he thought she was worth.  Here is his answer:

“The scale would probably be like this:

Katie in Manhattan: 50 points

Katie in Brooklyn: 100 points

Katie being followed by Scientology goons: 200 points

Katie and Suri (with or without goons): 250 points

Suri alone: 500 points

Suri with Tom Cruise: 500 points

Suri with Katie and Tom: Game over.”

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