My Fiance, the Crackhead

ML:  you know that really big homeless guy who’s always asking for money near our house
ID:  ugh yes
what about him
ML:  so i was walking towards him
he was sitting on one of those fence things around a tree
and coughing so hard he was like puking
ID:  oh goodness
ML:  and then i walked past him and i think i inhaled second hand crack smoke
ID:  AHAHAHA
are you feeling wacko?
ML:  i did for a few minutes after
i tried playing sudoku on the train and my times were way down
might have just been in my head though

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