Itinerantdaughter's Blog

If I were more articulate, I’d find a way to describe my day yesterday other than “shittastic,” but because I dropped my phone down an elevator shaft, I don’t have access to my Thesaurus app, so I’m out of luck.  On my way home from an errand, I picked up the Evening Standard magazine, which I do on the regs even though I become full of rage when I see that once again, they are featuring the offspring of a celeb who is him/herself “on the brink of stardom.”  I honestly think the ES Mag goes this route 50 out of 52 issues a year, give or take.  These pieces all manage to peddle the same lies, and y’all know how I feel about a FORMULA.  So, while it shouldn’t bother me at all, below are a few statements you will inevitably see made in a profile about a celeb’s kid.  I call bullshit, and call on ES Mag to do same:

1. The celeb’s kid is “not your average celebrity’s child” (Yes they are, because they are trying to become actors)
2. Because they are totally “down to earth”
3. Due to have “never really known” their parent(s) is (are) famous
4. They never considered acting as a career (this one cracks me up)
5. They’re totally not into the Hollywood scene (they say while sitting at the Chateau Marmont and musing on their first rehab stint, at sixteen)
6. They don’t drink (DUI charges pending)
7. They had to work as hard/harder than anyone else (HAHAHAH)

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