Put Me in Your Will, Mr. Waters

There’s a new article out about John Waters, which focuses on his art collection, one of my favorite topics. You’ll recall, I’m sure, that many years ago I wrote him a note offering to be caretaker of his art collection when he dies. I would probably strike a different tone now, but what’s done is done.

The new piece features a number of pictures of Waters’s pieces from my favorite “genre” of art, trompe l’oeil! The toilet paper dispenser, light switch, olives, playing cards and pencil in these pictures are fake! Basically my dream is to have an apartment riddled with fake things just to confuse my guests.