
Seriously?
Unbelievably dreamy: Spokesman for a global network, featured in a commercial in which he is traveling for his job
Gay: Wears a stylish scarf in said commercial
Unbelievably dreamy: Commercial shows him giving shoes to adorably third world kids
Gay: Works with shoes
Unbelievably dreamy: Started a program in which Toms Shoes gives away one pair of shoes for everything pair they sell
Gay: Cares about shit
Unbelievably dreamy: favorite TV show on MySpace is Lost
Gay: other favorite: Grey’s Anatomy
Unbelievably dreamy: from the LA Times, “He’s not egocentric like some entrepreneurs are.”
Gay: also from the LA Times, “He is not afraid to show his emotions to make sure people know they are appreciated.”
Seriously, though, if you’re straight, please…marry me. I want to go around the world in a hot air balloon with you and make it rain teeny tiny shoes in Nigeria.
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