Um, No

Um, Kate?

What's the point?

I’m really sorry to tell you, but you are not this cool:

Instant classic.

Besides, I think your new movie is called L!fe Happens, and if there’s anything I DESPISE, it’s using a punctuation mark where a letter should be.  I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to say that?  I’m looking at you, Ke$ha –– even though I’m not, cause your face scares me.

One Response to “Um, No”

  1. DumboDomestic Says:

    not to mention Kate B. is likely at Coachella and it does not rain in palm springs the way it does at Glastonberry. Wearing galoshes for no reason is pretty lame.

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