Me, Wishing I Were Eddie Pepitone

1. Launch Kickstarter fund to help me raise money buy frum clothing so I can blend in in Borough Park

2. Write essay on origins of pedophilia using Lolita and Soula Coaster: The Diary of Me by R. Kelly as example texts

3. Get friend to explain to me why the charity event for the National Eating Disorders Association is a walk-a-thon rather than a conserve-energy-and-eat-a-sensible-snack-a-thon

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