IS: Guess who I’m hanging with Saturday? Hint: mother of an infamous baby, and infamous baby daddy (now dead)
ID: Michelle Williams?
IS: Close, and good guess.
ID: No idea.
IS: Agathe Snow!
ID: Who’s the infamous baby?
IS: Mother of Secret Snow, child of Dash Snow
RIP
ID: Nope, not Secret’s mom –– her name is Jade Berreau
IS: Really?!
Oh I’m so wrong
Dash and Agathe are former hubbies
ID: Yup
IS: Good thing I texted you this, otherwise I would’ve been like, “Where’s secret?”
Well I’m glad that all mythology has been emptied out of the situation then.
ID: Holy fuck that would have been SUPER awkward!!!
IS: AWKWARD TURTLE
Postscript: Do you think Jade Berreau would let me babysit?
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