So just as an FYI to my 10 devoted readers, whom I LOVE (yes, that’s you), this is my 1000TH BLOG POST! OMG B”H YES I AM GREAT! So my beloved boyfriend is throwing me a party to celebrate the fact that I am diligent as hell (though a Luddite, and horrendous self-promoter.) If you are reading this right now, then you are INVITED! There will be snacks, OTD Hasidim and tears shed over the canceling of Intervention; there will not be people riding bicycles on the sidewalk or celebrities who have been to rehab for “exhaustion.” Details below.
PLACE: The Brooklyn Inn––148 Hoyt Street @ Bergen
TIME: 7:30, Thursday, June 6th
BRING: Whatever/whomever you want
WHY YOU SHOULD COME: Because I heart you, I might buy you a drink and my parents are coming and if no one else comes they will think I have no friends and I will be embarrassed
UPDATE: I realized I used the word “devoted” twice in the first two sentences. #thingsthatcausemeshame.
June 3, 2013 at 2:46 pm |
YAY KELS!!!!
June 3, 2013 at 2:49 pm |
AH you’re not supposed to know my name.