The “Lame-stream Media”

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AL: I just threw up on this email.

ID: You’ve been doing it wrong this whole time. And you know what that means? Your love is a MISTAKE.

AL: I’ve been caressing at 1.33 inches per second! I feel like such a failure.

ID: Rightly so!  Other things you are doing incorrectly: tying your shoes, making pasta, playing rock-paper-scissors.  I could go on, but I don’t have all afternoon.

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