DC and ID attended the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show at Madison Square Garden for the second year in a row this year, and propose to add the following new rules to the drinking game:
When the handler’s outfit resembles upholstery
A truly dangerous decree. Think long and hard before voting this in.
A collective “awww” from the audience
This one might be only applicable for those watching the show in person. This year, a number of breeds got this sign of approval, including the Wirehaired Dachsund and newbie the Lagotto Romagnolo.
When the handler keeps treats in his/her mouth
This was discussed as a possible rule back when first formulating the game, but somehow didn’t make it on the list.
When the handler runs with a brush
Many long-haired breeds need the occasional touch-up.
If you are a member of the Society for the Advancement of Drinking Games, please fill out your ballot with your choice of proposed new rules and submit to Siobhan at itinerantdaughterandson@gmail.com. Next year, DC and ID, instead of attending both nights at MSG, will host a public viewing party on the first night of competition for members of the SADG and their guests. Location TBD.
How many more acronyms can I fit into this post?
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