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July 1, 2010

7/1-7/14: Break-Up Management Services (Five Boroughs)


Date: 2010-07-01, 1:30PM EDT
Reply to: event-ethu8-1820900783@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Tired of doing the break-up dance?

Having a hard time getting over your last relationship?

Even though intellectually you know it’s over, have you remained emotionally enmeshed?

Contact Break-Up Management Services, Ltd. We are no nonsense experts at the efficient break-up and can help you make this as quick and painless as possible. We’re certified simply by the fact that we’re f&$*ing good at this. Don’t expect coddling; expect results.

Specific treatment and compensation to be discussed upon evaluation, which involves a standard 45 minute session.

  • Location: Five Boroughs
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1820900783

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Is it just me, or have the security words that you need to type in order to post become more nonsensical as time passes?  Today I had to write “casualties pumpkin”, which actually could be a good band name…