Archive for March, 2012

Fuck Pictures

March 2, 2012

I have never been a huge Thought Catalog fan, though I may be changing my tune after this article on why Pinterest sucks.

An excerpt from the piece by Brian Donovan:

“Pinterest, for those of you who never left the chip bowl, is Facebook without the faces. It traffics in pictures, not of one’s self, but of what you find interesting in that moment: perhaps a clever way to arrange bathroom shelves, or an irresistible preparation of asparagus, or, as of this morning, 75,000 pictures of Ryan Gosling. It really is nothing more than that: lots and lots of images, and people are going nuts over it. A few weeks ago, Pinterest became the fastest stand-alone site to reach 10 million visitors in a month. Which confirms one thing and thing only: America will do anything to avoid having to read.

“Pinterest is not Pinteresting. It’s not Pinjoyable or Pintillating, and honestly, I have no idea how it’s even Pinpassable as Pintertainment. It’s literally the least amount of information that can be put in front of you and still make you feel like you’re looking at something. You admire a photo, re-post it if you like, and if you’re feeling particularly frisky, clink on it to see if it links to a recipe or design idea. That’s it. Basically, imagine going to a museum that’s been curated by someone’s hip aunt using magazines and Hallmark cards as her only resource, and you’ve been to Pinterest.”

And here is the link to the whole piece.  My link function on this site hasn’t been working for a while (definitely my fault and not WordPress’), but if you are too lazy to just cut and paste the below, you must be a Pinterest fan.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/pinterest-the-depths-we-will-go-to-not-read/

 

SPAM

March 2, 2012

Sometimes I find SPAM hilarious.  Like this gem:

Subject: Dead or Alive?

Usually i don’t do this but this is the only way I could contact you for now, I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to see. You have no need of knowing who I am or where i am from. I know this may sound very surprising to you but it’s the situation. I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer. It’s someone I believe you call a friend, I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusations leveled against you. Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them, because if you do, I will know, and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides, this is the first time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job. I took pity on you and your family. That is why I have made up my mind to help you. Reply me as soon as you get this mail or i will be left with no choice than to terminate you.

If you are willing to help yourself and not make your family attend your untimely death reply me asap.

There is no time to waste..

 

Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad..

 

The funny thing is that someone sent this to my boss, who doesn’t really have “family,” just one grown daughter.  Foiled, Ibn-La’Ahad!

Some Funny Sentences From the Last Two Days

March 1, 2012

Text from KM: I get a shopper’s high from CVS.

Text from IS: I want to dress using only 33 items of clothing

Gchat with Boyfriend

ML:  incidentally

i’m on your bed

is there something you want to tell me?

ID:  what’s on there?

ML:  book of mormon…

ID:  ahahahhahaa

put me to sleep!

KC: Confession –– I’ve been listening to the new Rihanna CD –– AND I LIKE IT!