Archive for February, 2014

A Tweet

February 10, 2014

I’m going to open up a quirky chip shop next to A Salt & Battery and call it Fish and Quips.

Dead

February 6, 2014

I am so overworked right now, and I spend a majority of time not working beating myself up for not being able to work (are you following this?) so my blog is a little undernourished at the moment.  That puts me still far in first place in the Productive Lone-Bloggers Awards *brushes dirt off shoulders* but don’t think I won’t be self-flagellating over the issue later on this evening.  At the moment, I am off to thank Hashem that he did not make me Woody Allen or ask me to weigh in on the fiasco, and then collapse into bed.  Also, does it surprise anyone that I don’t hate creationists as much as I should?  Probably not, although my heart sank when I saw this pic.

There goes "intelligent design."

There goes “intelligent design.”

A Proposal in Light of the Upcoming Remake of Endless Love

February 5, 2014

I propose that no one––and this includes besotted high school couples––be allowed to see the upcoming remake of Endless Love before they’ve read the disturbing, bloody (yep), batshit insane novel on which it’s based.  When this policy has been cemented, you’re welcome to send me a thanks for upping your Amazon Ranking, Scott Spencer. 

Vinnie’s Says It Best

February 4, 2014

As I can’t possibly offer more to the outpouring of sadness following PSH’s death, let me instead allow the divine staff over at Vinnie’s Pizza do the talking for me.

Rest in pizza.

Rest in pizza.