Archive for the ‘Buy Me This!’ Category

The Gibbons Twins

July 7, 2014

It’s been a while since I spent some time with my favorite crazy twins, the Gibbons sisters.  June and Jennifer––whose ridiculously bizarre bio can be found here––were, a British correspondent of mine told me, a favorite subject of The Manic Street Preachers, whose music sounds a bit quaint now but who were, in the eighties and nineties, considered the apex of dark.  Below, MSP’s song “Tsunami,” about the Gibbons twins.  (Someone please track down a copy of Pepsi-Cola Addict for me!)

“Tsunami”

For you my dear sister
Holding onto me forever
Disco dancing with the rapists
Your only crime is silence

Can’t work at this anymore
Can’t move I want to stay at home
Tied up to all these crutches
Never far from your hands

Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me
Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me
Can’t speak, can’t think, won’t talk, won’t walk

Doctors tells me that I’m cynical
I tell them that it must be chemical
So what am I doing girl
Cry into my drink I disappear

Eyes for teeth grating over me
Bring down the shadows of my mind
Sleep and breathe under our sheets
Inhale the anxiety in – between, in – between, in – between, in – between

Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me
Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me
Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me
Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me

Through September under the weather

In – between, in – between, in – between, in – between

Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me
Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me
Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me
Tsunami tsunami
Came washing over me

Take the GI’s I will have the spies

Yom Kippur Outfit

June 19, 2014
You always look so cleansed.

You always look so cleansed.

Things NOT to Buy Me

June 11, 2014

A $700 china Buddha statue.

'Sugly too.

‘Sugly too.

I Need This

May 29, 2014

I can’t remember this stuff for shit.

Hugs and kisses to whomever finds it.

Hugs and kisses to whomever finds it.

Ida

May 25, 2014

If you run in certain cinephiliac crowds, you might have heard of this slim, haunting, immaculate movie Ida, which I saw Thursday.  Based on some seriously stylish jazz singers who intermittently perform throughout the flick, I’m thinking of writing something about the history of jazz in Poland.  Or, in lieu of that, I might just ogle singer Joanna Kulig, in all her white doo-wop teddy girl style glory.

Nancy Sinatra, Soviet Bloc style.

Judy Henske, Soviet Bloc style.

 

Duffy?

Duffy?

This is the best pic of them all.  I WANT TO BE YOU.

This is the best pic of them all. I WANT TO BE YOU.

I have been looking to no avail for the soundtrack for the past two days.  While I tend to that, you should also do yourself a favor and see Ida.  I just watched the trailer for the seventh time and almost cried AGAIN.

Sigh

May 16, 2014

I want this Grace Coddington shirt.

How much?

How much?

I think I’m going to try to draw my own portrait of Grace right now…

Day After Birthday

April 29, 2014

Thinking, as usual, about my current real estate obsession, the Villa Charlotte Bronte.

“To get to one apartment, you have to go down two flights toward the Hudson, then turn right and go up two flights to the front door. Another front door is behind a small arched grotto. A third is at the end of a thin, high-flying concrete walkway with a skinny iron railing, cantilevered out over a long and nasty drop to the railroad tracks below.

“The two buildings are like a fantasy sand castle for the Amalfi coast designed by M. C. Escher. The exterior is artfully roughened stucco, with irregular brick, odd stones and bulbous roof tile in a tangle of orange, green, blue and red, as if by Antonio Gaudí. Each apartment has at least three exposures through steel casement windows, with a private entrance and a wood-burning fireplace. The Hudson River views range from sliver to sumptuous. The complex is surrounded by a network of walkways threaded through lush planted areas.”

Aw Shit

April 25, 2014

Black perfume!

Can someone make a black cocktail, while we're at it?

Can someone make a black cocktail, while we’re at it?

Happy Almost-Birthday/Passover

April 15, 2014
They're ready to go!

They’re ready to go!

A Freelancer’s Life

March 28, 2014

Sometimes when you’re a freelancer, you write two essays a day.  Sometimes you talk to 70 high school kids for three hours.  Sometimes you peruse Amazon.com for “fridge magnets” (yes, I am currently obsessed with fridge magnets) and find yourself cackling to yourself on your couch, your hands covered in Cheez-It dust, when you find this:

YESSSS

YESSSS