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Thinking

November 14, 2014

I think I’ve mentioned here before that I’ve put myself on essay-hiatus (except for a few choice projects) in order to focus on two new book projects, but yesterday I was slightly tempted to write something about the possible change in narrative surrounding Robin Williams’s suicide.  In case you weren’t paying attention, a few days ago, the information that Williams had Lewy body dementia went public.  LBD “usually leads to significant cognitive impairment that interferes with everyday life.”  Back when he died, most people connected his despair to his longtime struggle with addictions, but now it seems he had what many would considerable a more “justifiable” reason for ending his life.  Taken aside the recent high-profile gentle suicide of Brittany Maynard, and the interesting argument journalist Lisa Miller made in a New York Magazine article a few weeks ago.  The piece ends: ” The dignity thing is a red herring, in my opinion, which privileges our voyeurism and consoles the control freaks among us, allowing us to fantasize that in death we can still be young and strong and in charge of outcomes and to look past the bare fact that life and death are unfair, disgusting, and heartbreaking sometimes, and there’s nothing at all to be done about that.”  Not exactly sure where I’m going with all this, but something is a-brewing…

In other news, yesterday I made red velvet CAKIES!

Seriously.  That's what they're called.

Seriously. That’s what they’re called.

Targeted Ads Are Mean

November 11, 2014

My Gmail tells me that the word of the day is “crapehanger: someone who sees the gloomy side of things.”  WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY GMAIL.

Books

November 6, 2014

I have promised myself that I would focus entirely on my two (TWO!) new book projects, so I can’t take on any short pieces right now, but someone please write about the disturbing new trend of mothers killing (or trying to kill) their autistic children.  Gigi Jordan, Kelli Stapleton, and now Jillian McCabe.  Also, at least the latter two blogged about their children.  I don’t know what to make of all this, but something is clearly not right here.

Mwahaha

November 4, 2014

In an act of revenge that will seem meaningless to everyone but me, I stuck my galley copy of Diane Von Furstenberg’s new memoir The Woman I Wanted to Be (cringe) into Jonathan Safran Foer’s mini-lending library outside his $8 million brownstone.  Enjoy, suckers!

Photo of a comparable mini-lending library in Brooklyn.

Photo of a comparable mini-lending library in Brooklyn.

Printing This Out Right Now

November 3, 2014

So I can color it in.

Can I just say, it’s about time the Satanic Temple upped their marketing game!  Scientology has put them to shame.

Lots of Aleister Crowley, I'd guess.

Lots of Aleister Crowley, I’d guess.

Epiphany

October 22, 2014

I’m sure a million people have had this thought before, but yesterday, it occurred to me: if Matilda Wormwood hadn’t benefited from the intervention of the lovely Miss Honey, she’d have grown up to be… Carrie White.

The Best Premise for a Horror Movie Ever

October 20, 2014

Three-way email between some writerly characters…

ID: Terrible Air B&B. It looks way different than the photos and the man won’t let us leave.

SGM: Ugh. That’s so unethical. We were in a rough one in Iceland last year where the woman had clearly put us in the room of a child who had either disappeared or died. No sleep there.

CH: What the HELL?????!!!!!!

Debate

September 10, 2014

Resolved: the only thing in the entire world that is worse than Lady Antebellum is the Muzak version of Lady Antebellum.

Reasons Susan Sontag and I Might Be the Same Person

August 28, 2014
We’re cinephiles

We were raised in non-religious households with catholic nannies

We both change our minds and pretend our new stance actually was what we believed all along

We both worship intellectuals as if they’re movie stars
 

Testing

August 27, 2014

Do you get it?

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